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cuntygemini:

How straight men think women look while masturbating: sat upright, boobs out. Rubbing their nipple with one hand and using the other hand to tenderly rub and finger themselves. letting out soft feminine whiny moans occasionally.

How they actually look: laying down with only their head propped up, double chin to the max. Using their hand or a toy, no moans (unless feeling festive) just occasionally coughing

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insomniac-arrest:

vibes of that experimental time in animated kids movies: alt indie, gay, STRONG aesthetic, weirdly dark, epic world-building, gay again, found family as fuck, demon ladies, cat ladies, father issues, SHIPS AND STUFF

idk what was UP with this time period, but I want to embody whatever these vibes were into my very soul

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hisokca:

shit memory who dis

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oh-so-much-adhd:

My brain pre-coronavirus: we’ll do it later

My brain now: we’ll do it later—

Me: after what

Brain: …what?

Me: we’ll do it after WHAT? There’s nothing else to do! What’s stopping us?

Brain: …

Executive Dysfunction: well damn no need to call me out like that

the-boy-tm:

ineffably-effable:

hyperlesbiandrifter:

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

What’s going on

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whoopsiwenttohell:

whoopsiwenttohell:

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

thank you SO much for this tag

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